Englash dishes

ok so what is up with are food !! no other country sells it but its bot that bad. i have been to france ,germany belgium ,portagul ,spain ,italy, greece ,various islands in the medditeranian, malta,and denmark in all of these countries you can find a itallian restraunt ,a german style burger bar and hot dog stool ,a frence restraunt thats pricy a tex mex place that sells chillie burgers and stuff but i have never seen a place abroad that says cottage pie todays speical £15.99 (would use euros but no euros sign on this thing) todyas desert is trecle tart and custard.why isnt british food appreciated abroad 150 years ago we also force people to eat it with a gun to ther head when we owend a third of the globe.now we are in recession no one eats it.
top five british main couses (skip starter its all soup)
1.spit roasted honey glased gammon with all the extras.
2.liconshire hotpot
3.roast beef and all the trimmings
4.shepperd pie
5. of course cod and chips

top five deserts
1.apple pie
2.chocolate cake
3.trecal tart
4.eves pudding
5. spotted dick

quate of the day

gypsies are like refugees but with extra crap and a worse education

the last two days

sorry folk i havent been updating you on the daily and often dule life of mine.i do inteend to write on this blog as oftern as history gcse's allow me to (i think this is called a 16+ or something in america but there very important exams anyhow) but i have done very little of the last two days but last night i whatched supersize me that movie documentary. some of it was pretty discusting including a guy who had his stomach stappled. for anyone who didnt whatch it it is basicaly about an american guy of reasonable wieght who for one mounth will eat nothing other than macdonnalds inorder to prove to the courts of america that macdonnalds is bad for your health and does every lasting damage.(it also proved that there is something tin the burgers that makes them addictive).
it was mostly interesting but a lot of it i think was dummed down unneccersarally but the guy that did this to himself did perninate dameage to his liver his kiddneys and his stomach.the program was ment to allow people to sue mcdonnalds which is portrayed as a evil organiseation. although the people sueing wherent compansated macdonnalds has been force to change most of its menu and sell fruit and vegtables in there there happy meals.

personally i wouldnt touch macdonnalds witha barge poll i think (i stress i think so that macdonnalds dont sue cos they wil blame as many people as possible when the company collapes like all companies do and will) that the food is of a poor quality badly presented smells like what it looks like and i can make better burgers and cheaper. but for a fast food place you do get what you pay for cos you pay jack shit and that is what you get jacks shit.

quate of the day

i came to england with a big ego but now i have conquerd the premiership in one year my ego is bigger

CD players

reacently as in the last two years i reacon i have spent more time with the two CD players than i have with my freinds, my perants my brother and so on. following the red dawf stories technically if the one thing i have had the most amout of time with survives ,instead of getting something usefull i would get my CD player.
to live for the rest of time the great adventures of fergie and his CD player as they travel through time and space for apaarently no reason but gets the odd bbc 4 veiwer who will whatch any crap. if its possible to tell who your perfect match is on a test thenknowing my luck all my freinds would get some sort of supermodel who they ador and ill get my cd player because ive shown more affection to it than anything else

champions league

the big day is tommorow and i cant wait for liverpool to play chelsea, chelsea are so going to get there run for there money no matter what people say liverpool wil rise to the compatition , winning is something else but the look on the chelsea faces would be hillerious if they lost .

quate of the day

A Dog isnt just for christmas but some girlfriends are.

Maths Course work

i have just wasted 3 hours of my sodding crap life on maths that ill proberly never use , which is very annoying and has pissed me off a lot but at least i understand it which i guess is the piont of it.
what i want to know is why is course work set like 2 weeks before its due in shorly schools by now know that you wil pay no attention to it then rush it in the dying hours of the day before its due in. they may as well set it to you the day before in order to save the wasted lesson time and by the end they will get the same quality of work.
my work hasnt be helped either by the showing of the fugitive on chanel 5 even though ive seen it before i cant stop watching at least ive finished the work obviously otherwise i wouldnt be talking to you lot.

A Week

wow its been a week since i started and so far i have failed to get my £10 back but i will get it back some day!! i really cant belive i have used this every day its so piontless yet im still writing so either i have miss judged blogging or im pointless.
i have done very little this week which is how i like it cos this way i can do very little wrong but it could be argued that not doing course work is wrong ,but what the hell next weekend is a bank holiday weekend and can do everything then

quate of the day

its not big and its not cleaver, but it does its job

quate of the day

i cant be sure how many illigel imigrants are in the country because they dont come here then register as illigel imagrantn: Our priminister tony

crystal palace

ohh my god palace beat liverpool could it get any worse not only that but everton drew and we didnt capitalise, all i have left to do i support palace in the league and hope they stay up and support liverpool in the champions league to knock everton out.
i think the main reason liverpool lost is because we have a crap manager , rafel benitez does not understand football in the slightests just because a team is smaller than yourself doesnt mean that you should show them no respeact and take it for grantage that you will win

quate of the day

i will die, people will die, but our legacy will and spirit will live on in the hearts and mids of loved ones

neighbours

no matter where you go you all ways seem to have neighbours with endless supplies of wants and need ,can i borrow this ,can i borrow that, my dad has who live in australia has died and i have to go out there can u look after my daughter for a few hours after school untill she gets picked up later by by my cousin. then your parents say yes and you get lumbered with a job for a while ,and your not payed.

story on david ralf that may be true

david: i woke up today and noticed a tenner on bedside table i thought to myself whats this? cash in my house!!! impossible it must be a mistake ,but no its true it is a tenner now what to do with it . just imagin what i could do with a tenner
i later walked in to the class room to see that dave has slept in my locker again but instead of him scurring away he had a smile on his face and said to me " i found a tenner today on the floor muuhhhhaa a tenner yes a tenner " to which i replyed "ahh my good friend dave you would'nt forget the debt you are in " he replyed yes i would that why i went to a german club of some sort earlyer ", i thought to myself ohh shit im gonna be killed by some jerries then i relised that he was'nt sitting like normal more of squatting i asked whats wrong and he answered my arse is painfull.
the whole world makes sence again
reminder again dave pay up

quate of the day

size doesnt matter but it bloody well helps

school day

well didnt do much to day apart invent the dutch mountain goat high on acid, boardium in english lessons can make you do many things if it was double period i proberly would have managed to make a double barrel shot gun out of some chair legs a orange the cesium in the fire alarm and the door handle. the blue prints are ready but who to kill or threaten is the question i could shoot myself through being thuraly deppressed i could shoot the teacher for fun (srry ben it i dont mean ur dad it was a cover today) shooting barmy barnet was also one of my planes (our headmaster) my last option was to threaten dave ralph in order to get my £10 back it may not sound much but every penny coult and 1000 pennies count more than 1.
by the way dave is http://brain-to-pen.blogspot.com
also dave i plan for some sort of joint publications for the hell of it.i know you have some stuff in the pipeline.